Funny Paheliyan with Answer
1. Aisi kon si chiz hai
Jise log khate bhi hai
Aur pite bhi hai?
Answer: Tobacco
2. Kala ghoda saphed sawari
Ek utra to dusre ki baari
Pahchano kon ?
Answer: Tawa Aur Roti
3. Aisi kon si chiz hai jise hum
Khol ya band nahi kar sakte hai?
Answer: Jackie Chan
4. Aisi kon si chiz hai
Jise hum pine ke liye
Kharidte hai magar pite nahi hai?
Answer: Glass
5. Aisi kon si chiz hai, jise subah dekho
Toh hari, dopahar ko kali, saam ko
Neeli aur raat ko saphed dikhai deti hai?
Answer: Billi ki Ankhein
6. Idhar ki baat udhar main karta,
Udhar ki idhar batata,
Chugalkhor par kahe na koi,
Sabke kaam main aata.
Answer: Mobile Phone
7. Ek naari ki suni kahani,
Milo lambi kaya.
Tedhi-Medhi kamariya jiski,
Uttar do, kya samajh me aaya.
Answer: Sadak
8. Hara-Bara hai mera ang, rahta hu dibbi me band
Dibbi kholna saral hai kaam, jaldi batao mera naam?
Answer: Mattar (pea)
9. Hum har jagah jeet mangte hai
Lekin aisi kon si jagah hai
Jaha hum haar mangte hai?
Answer: Phool Ki Dukan
10. Aisi kon si chiz hai jise bahut tej dhup
Me bhi sukhana muskil hi nahi namumkin
Bhi hai?
Answer: Pasina
Best Majedar Paheliyan in Hindi with Answer
11. Barsat ke mausam me 5 moti
Ladkiya ek chhoti si chhattri
Lekar bahar ghum rahi thi.
Woh chhattri un 5 ladkiyo
Ke liye bahut chhoti thi phir bhi
Ek bhi ladki gili nahi hue batao kaise?
Answer: Barsat Ka Mausam Tha Par
Barsat Nahi Ho Rahi Thi.
12. Wah kon sa sawal hai jiska
Jawab lagatar badalta rahta hai?
Answer: Time kya hua hai
13. Wah kon sa chiz hai jo upar bhi jati
hai aur niche bhi aati hai par sada
apni jagah par rahti hai?
Answer: Stairs
14. Wah nahi karta kabhi kisi se jhagda
ya ladai phir bhi hoti hai uski sada
pitai batao kon hao woh?
Answer: Dhol
15. Woh kya hai jo aap kahi na kahi chhod dete
hai magar phir bhi aapke sath hote hai?
Answer: Fingerprint
16. Gori se gori aurat ki bhi ek chiz
kaali hoti hai batao kon si?
Answer: Parchhai
17. Wah kya hai jo aapke kuch bhi kahne se
ek dusre se alag ho jate hai?
Answer: lips
18. Aisi konsi chiz hai jo aadmi me toh
badti hai lekin mahilao me nahi?
Answer: Dadhi - Mochh
19. Aisi konsi chiz hai jise hum khate hai
lekin use dekh nahi sakte hai?
Answer: Kasam
20. Aise kon si chiz hai hai jo agar ek
bar phat jaye toh use koi bhi sill nahi
sakta hai?
Answer: Gubbara
Funny Paheliyan in Hindi with Answer
21. Aisi konsi chiz hai jise todne par
koi aawaz nahi aati hai?
Answer: Biswas
22. Jab hoth se hoth milte hai
Toh kya hota hai?
Answer: Muh band hota hai.
23. Aam ke pedh ke niche andha, gunga,
Langda aur bahra baitha hai. Aam
Gira toh sabse pehle kon uthayega?
Answer: Gunga
24. Rohan ne Sohan se pucha ki batao tumhari
Jeb me kya hai ?
Sohan ne jawab diya ki meri jeb me kuch
Hai bhi aur meri jeb me kuch nahi bhi hai.
Batao yah kaise ho sakta hai?
Answer: Agar Jeb Me Chhed Ho Toh
25. Uska pee jab chhati laye
Achha - Bhala kaan ho jaye
Dare sher bhi - so chilaye
Jis par thuke woh mar jaye.
Answer: Bandook
26. Aisa kon sa khajana hai
Jise jitna jyada lootaya
Jaye, wah utna hi jyada
Badta jata hai?
Answer: Gyan Ka Khajana
27. Laghu Ghupha sa iska roop
Us par sobhe rahta soop.
Answer: Naak
28. Aisa konsa coat hai jise
Sirf mahilaye pahanti hai
Aadmi nahi pahante hai?
Answer: Petticoat
29. Aisi kon si chiz hai jo
Barish me chahe jitna bheege
Wah kabhi geeli nahi ho sakti hai?
Answer: Pani
30. Ek ladke ke ghar uska friend aata hai
Aur woh apne friend se kahta hai "yeh jo
tashveer hai mere papa ke bete ki hai par mera
Bhai nahi" Batao yah kaise sambhav hai?
Answer: Kyuki woh us ladke ki khud
tashveer thi
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